WHY?!

Why....

• is the best thing thriving in my flower beds the grass?
• does Sam know the letters S, R, P, T, O, but refuses to learn A,B,and C?
• is it so easy to gain weight and so hard to lose it?
• do I need the front yard to be mowed at a diagonal pattern?
• is it that the baby seems to really spit up when a friend holds her, or she or I have on good clothes?
• does my husband want it noted that he "cooked a meal" when he picks up fast food on the way home from work?
• does Samuel remember that I promised him a special treat when he gets up in the morning, but can't remember that I told him not to play in the trash 30 secs prior?
• can you gain 29 pounds and only have a 6 pound 13 ounce baby?
• does Samuel always want "baby up" but gets upset when we address her issues?
• do I bother picking up toys?
• can my 2 year old out lap me when running around in the backyard?
• do I get excited and call people when I see gas for $3.47/gallon?
• will Sam go and sit in the stroller all by himself when it is in the entryway, but always wants out when we use it to go shopping?
• do I feel like nothing gets done during the day?
• does Sam watch the dog intently so that he can "nab" a dog treat from her, but won't eat any good people food?
• does the baby decide to 'mess her pants" as soon as she is all buckled into her car seat in the car?
• does dust appear on the coffee table etc 30 mins after I dust?
• does the baby enjoy the noise of the vacuum cleaner, but the 2 year old shrieks when he hears it?
• do I put picture frames around the house without putting pictures in them?